North Carolina Man Arrested On Mechanophilia Charges -- AKA Making Love To A Car!

We’ve heard of car guys, but this is ridiculous! A North Carolina man has been arrested following a months-long investigation into “activity related to mechanophilia” — AKA sexual activity with vehicles! WHA??? We’re not usually here to kink shame, but… this is a bit much. We mean… think about your carbon footprint! LOLz! According to